Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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