About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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