he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize