i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
two words: eviction party
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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