I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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