Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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