he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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