I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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