OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
