gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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