Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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