I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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