yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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