idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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