Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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