Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Randomize
