North Korea, Best Korea!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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