No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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