new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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