It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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