did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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