you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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