i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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