fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Everything about him screamed your future.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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