just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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