You just made me feel so damn special
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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