I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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