idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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