he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
tell me about the eggs
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