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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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