in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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