IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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