Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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