Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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