It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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