She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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