my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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