So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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