I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
