If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
