True but thats because hes a fetus.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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