I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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