dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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