Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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