I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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