i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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