so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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