youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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