question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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