Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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