she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She's the barista slut.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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