well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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