Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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